TWILIGHT: ECLISPE

WAIT ....WHAT??? WASNT THIS CALLED NEW MOON ??? YOU GUYS I HAVE TO TELL YOU...THIS MOVIE IS THE SAME MOVIE AS THE LAST TWO TIMES...WAKE UP!! its the government using mind control you guys...its the same script..im serious...

Ok really though i took the kids to see Twilight ...the plan was to go see Last Airbender and the baboon didnt want to see it ..so we decided on a toss...heads Airbender or Tails TWILIGHT...well the boys lost...

This movie is actually entertaining because of its absolute crappiness...its the same thing as last time but with the little differences...like a roy al with cheeze....the acting still totally blows...the angst is just sooooo heavy ..its so hard to be in love with the emo James Dean/Powder looking kid and the totally on fire Passionfruit Sharkboy...look Joan Jett pick onE and get this series overwith ...someone do SOMETHING DIFFERENT...its totally a season finale of Degrassi meets Lost Boys 2...I WANT BLOOD!! not piles and poofs of crystal fairy dust.. what the hell kinda vampires are we dealing with?? and whats up with youz guyz ever changing eye color r they brown or yellow or red ????? and when did werewolves turn into giant hawaiian surfer siberian huskies??? REALLY???

WHY IS IS THIS THEATER FILLED WITH MIDDLE AGED WOMAN AND 13 YEAR OLDS???!!!
HOLY GEEBUS WHAT HAVE I DONE....I GAVE THESE FOOLS MORE MONEY TO MAKE MORE OF THESE...DAMN YOU GOVERNMENT...DAMN YOU

they didnt even fork out the cash for fangs...VAMPIRES HAVE FANGS!!!

ooooooo the books are better??

I GOTO THE MOVIES SO I DONT HAVE TO READ THE BOOK.....WHOS GOT TIME FOR BOOKS....

DAMN BOOK READING HIPPIES....

SO THIS FILM GETS

3.5 STARS OUTTA 5

ITS WAS SO CRAPPY THAT I WILL BE TALKING ABOUGHT ITS GREATNESS FOR WEEKS
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