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SPLICE

EEEEWWWW WHAT???? ok so if Vincenzo Natali can still get money from studios to make movies then anyone can..this movie is a dirty little freak out..Another fine performance from Adrien Brody this time he kept his shirt on but instead took off his pants .BBBLAAAACCC. sorry ladies this dude is not hot..Sarah Polley which has made a handful of unheard of movies is the counterpart in this film about two scientist that succeed in splicing the DNA from animals and humans..they illegally clone the newly found DNA strain into a weird Kangaroo Jack half breed human..its odd how you somewhat feel for this little freaky child that is causing all this weird havoc in the relationship between the two main stars.. the totally gorgeous Delphine Chanéac (whom is a foreign actress) plays the grown up version of the spliced creature and does it very sexy which is part of the horror of this horror film you actually r strangely attracted to this nasty beast...the movie is odd the look is pale and the pace is off..its one of those films you can do with or without ..watching it was entertaining and twisted but its not one i will remember too much ten years from now..alot like great like C.H.U.D or Critters.

i MCFUNKYFRIED IT

2 OUTTA 5 STARS

IF YOUR A TOTAL NERD FOR FREAKY THINGS THIS IS IT

INCEPTION

K welcome to the new Matrix oh wait...no its the new version of Wizard of OZ..no its just confusion from hell..your alive no your dead no its a dream no you got shot but you didn't no we're skiing no we're running no......this movie takes two times for it all to sink in and don't even try to make sense of it while your watching it ...it'll just blow your mind tooooo much..yes this film is alot like others but it is actually pretty good the more u think about it after the fact..its one of those things your talk about around a camp fire or in the middle of a nerd meeting..i found the casting to be the most distracting thing about this film ..Leonardo Di Carp-io does his usual safe performance alot like his in the film noir Shutter Island the same role from departed the same ol..but then he's paired up with independent film icon Ellen Page (JUNO, WHIP IT) which i could forgive until my man Joseph Gordon-Levitt (3rd Rock From the Sun) yeah that kid shows up..i guess he's "up and coming film star"...what the hell?? and then you throw in has beens Tom Berenger(Sniper series and Platoon) and Lukas Haas(Mars Attacks and Witness)then a dash of film royalty Michael Caine ..i just couldn't get what caliber of acting they were shooting for... the film is written by the great Christopher Nolan who brought us the rebirth of the Batman franchise and Memento..all in all this film is pretty entertaining and worth the $20 to go see it ..it for sure gets those brain fluids churning ..not for kids under 15 cuz they just wont have the brain power to follow it..

i MCFUNKYFRIED IT WITH

4 OUTTA 5 STARS

DESPICABLE ME

SORRY KIDS ...been slacking a little on the reviews but here's a few more..
DESPICABLE ME...this was a cute film about a supervillain who adopts three young girls to help him battle a fellow villain in a race to steal the moon...once again the animation was great, the writing was clever with just enough fart and butt jokes to keep a 8 year old completely content..Steve Carrell plays the lead villain named Gru who looks a bit like Alfred Hitchcock...Jason Segal as Vector the other villain who is the total Revenge of the Nerds dude...the story is written by Disney alum Sergio Pablos who wrote great such as Tarzan II, Stuart Litte 3 and Treasure Planet..its sweet, fast paced and packed with cool...if your kids run between the ages 5 to 13 they will love this..little to mushy for the parents and older teens..for if forced to sit thru it they wont be to disappointed..the soundtrack alone is worth the visit ..great title track by hip hop great PHARRELL..

this film is worth a matinee or dvd rental
MCFUNKYFRIED IT WITH

3 OUTTA 5 STARS



CUTE BUT NO TOY STORY 3 OR SHREK 4

SORCERER'S APPRENTICE

OH WOW!!.O.K. i really wasn't expecting much with this one at all. But i hate to say it ...i was pleasantly surprised..Nicolas Cage (the Rock, Face Off)plays Master sorcerer Balthazar Blake a apprentice to Merlin who has to search for the "golden child" of magic which is played by new dork actor Jay Baruchel (Shes Out of my League,Tropic Thunder)to help save the world from the evilest of evils..this movie is great for the whole family...might have some pretty tense scenes that might freak out the 5 and under crowd but everyone else will like it..its filled with suprises that are unexpected, which i think helps this movie stand outside of the rest of the cookie cutter summer movies..cool car chases,fancy fight scenes and lil romance..the writing isn't great but it is at least fast paced and fun and different..you really didnt know what was going to happen next...Nick Cage does a great job of playing the Doc Brown of Sorcerers..Alfred Molina (Raiders of the lost Ark, Spiderman 2)plays the evil sorcerer that is after the magic doll that contains the most evil of evils the soul of a woman whom was imprisoned in the doll thousands of years ago and wants to use it to destroy Balthazar and his new apprentice..the special effects are awesome and the magic is plenty..my son asked to see it again immediately right after the film which is always a good sign.
And for the die hard ol skool fans they do play homage to the original animated Sorcerer's Apprentice from Fantasia...very cleverly but no Mickey Mouse cameos...
I really can't say anything bad about this movie.

it was a fun matinee worth the $20 and the 2 hours of time

MCFUNKYFRIED IT
4 STARS OUTTA 5

DISNEY+Jon Turteltaub(NATIONAL TREASURE)+Nicolas Cage=GOOD TIMES

PREDATORS

Predators is a pretty deceit attempt to bring it back...there r no real surprises in this one, alot of the same ol same ol....but don't get me wrong i wasn't disappointed..

This installment has a very oddly picked cast i believe due to being directed by Robert Rodriquez(Spy Kids, Desperado and the upcoming Machete). This one stars Academy award winner Adrien Brody(King Kong, The Pianist)Which was a unbelieveible performance of the cool tuff bad ass army guy sent to control everyone with his coolness and tuff man words..(which i must say is the only reason why this movie is rated R..they had to beef up Adrian Brody to make him seem more lead manish "drop those F bombs Brody they'll love that") and i almost bought into it all until he had to take off his shirt...ok im sorry but this didnt make Adrian any manlier..it reminded me of the kid back in high school that weight in at a whole 70 lbs and took the height to 6'7''.. you know the one you used to call STRINGBEAN..the kid that always got picked for skins when playing basketball and because he was so skinney he had to puff up and cuss alot out on the court just to look cool ....Topher Grace(That 70's Show,Spiderman 3) who gave the overall best performance as a dorky doctor in the wrong place at the wrong time (always gotta have that one)Lawrence Fishburne(Matrix, Apocalypse Now)in his absolute laziest...DUDE ..Lawerence what r u doing ? did you quit acting in the middle somewhere?? jesus i know ten years that could do a better performance ..hope u got paid S.A.G. for that... and Danny Trejo(Spy Kids, Desperado)doing exactly what Danny does best...the scary angry mexican guy...and totally kicks ass doing it...the acting was overall 50/50..couple pointless characters that are obvious marked men..like the silent ninja warrior who spoke about five full sentences..but has one of the best fight scenes in the movie...and only one girl in this one, Alice Braga(Crossing Over, I am Legend)whom i think was picked because Michelle Rodriquez was busy already..
It takes place on the PREDATORS game planet..in which rapists, ex-cons, crooked military men and other wrong do-ers are dropped off by parachute on some strange planet, in some strange alien jungle, left to fight to survive while being hunted by the PREDATORS , a plot that has been done numerous times i.e. Condemned, Surviving the Game, AVP..the special effects are just as good as ever...with a few new suprise critters..lil JURASSIC PARKISH with their pointless imagery..
This one is for the die hard fans only or for the guys day out with their boys..if i had taken the wife she would have complained of boredom of having to sit thru this rushed predictible film...and i would somewhat agree, but it was on the other hand very entertaining..the stress factor has worn off alot but its still fun to watch it all play out..im dying for PREDATOR VS. JASON...the film has some clever tie-ins to other great Tarantino/Rodriquez films which also made it kinda fun...but listen close..

MCFUNKYFRIED IT..
3.5 OUTTA 5 STARS

THIS ONES ALL FOR THE GUYS, TOTALLY AND THE GIRLS WHO'LL TAKE ONE FOR THE TEAM AND LET THE GUY PICK THE MOVIE...

INDIANA JONES AND THE KINGDOM OF THE CRYSTAL SKULLS dvd

That's right i said it INDIANA JONES AND THE KINGDOM OF THE CRYSTAL SKULLS!!!

I'M so sick of you guys crying "it wasn't realistic like the others". Did you guys watch the others??? hello Mcfly is anybody home in there?? not realistic??...like the others?? ..so here it is for those who have said this jackass remark..never in my life have i seen or heard of dude magically pull some OTHER guys heart out and instantly the whole heals and the dude lives without his heart in his body SCREAMIN "OHMUMSHEBY OMUMSHEBY"...never in my life have i seen or heard of a gazillion year old knight chillin in a cave watchin some cups....and who the hell eats monkey brains??? "Not realistic enough" are you referring to the main treasures of the films?? you know like the Ark of the Covenant,the Cup of Christ, and the Magic Light up Stones that protect the village...?? well just to inform you the crystal skulls are real...http://www.archaeology.org/0805/etc/indy.html......ok so now that's cleared up lets review this....MASTERPIECE..

OK its had been years since there was any new Indy adventure and finally after all that talk, all those rumors it came true and the genius of LUCAS AND SPIELBERG got together with their top notch posse and busted out another MASTERPIECE...Indiana is a 80's icon...he brought what kept bad ass legends like Rooster Cogburn and Josey Wales alive...moxy....he made men in the 80's thougher or at least fifteen year old boys thougher...we all loved Indiana we all wanted to be Indiana..well a select group of nerds did...all us wimpy kids..well this 4th film i thought was a perfect match to the first three..the alien thing was a little cheesy but so was the Temple of Doom ...its all the stuff you want from a Indiana Jones film...action,comedy,danger,romance...and if u can say u weren't entertained by this movie you need to watch it again...sure they had to put a kid in there ..sure they had to have the monkeys from Jumanji...sure they had to have old man jokes...it was all put together perfectly...now, it does have some odd editing in times, almost tries to rush certain areas of the movie as if to disguise something..but really??
its friggin Indiana Jones!!! and isn't it so weird that Harrison Ford in other movies just looks old and busted like Crossing Over or Extraordinary Measures and in people magazine but when hes Indiana Jones he still has ....something??

Harrison is a given
Shia is a nice pick for kid
and of coarse Karen Allen makes a big come back from NOTHING in this but actually does still look very sexy in a cute way...

so if you guys hated this the first time give it another chance....
some of you hated me at first but i forced my self on for a second round and now you love me....

MCFUNKYFRIED2 gives INDIANA JONES AND THE KINGDOM OF THE CRYSTAL SKULLS

5 OUTTA 5

IM TELLING U LET GO...YOUR SUPPOSED TO HAVE FUN
ITS NOT REAL ...INDY IS PRETEND..
ITS EXTREMELY FUN....

COP OUT dvd review

KEVIN SMITH ...I WOULD GLADLY SQUEEZE INTO ANY SEAT NEXT TO U ON ANY PLANE..

Last night i watched Kevin Smiths version of a 80's style buddy cop film Cop Out...starring Bruce Willis and Tracy Morgan...its a bit like Another 48 HOURS or Lethal Weapon homage...the angry white cop and the looney black cop...yes its a black white thing..lol...this story is classic two disfunctional cops who have been partners for 9 years...Bruce Williss characters daughter is getting married and he needs big money to pay for the wedding and the only way to do it is to sell one of his most valuable pocessions...this pocession is stolen from Bruce in a wacky chain of events by PARKOUR theif Sean William Scott{STIFLER}and sold to a mexican crime lord...and Bruce wants it back!!!

the movie is actually really funny..dont expect a jay and silent bob cameo to save the show...because the chemistry between Willis and Morgan is perfect..Sean William Scott gives a great performance being a bigger ass than ever...Kevin Smith could tone the muther f'ers down alot and its not cuz im getting old...i think they cussed more in this two hour film than Sam Jackson has in his whole film career...mutha f'er this muther f'er that and not one yippie kai eh mutha f'er ..NOT ONCE!!!...LOL..little violent at times but not as heavy as a Q.T. film..
Kevin Smith is never really for the youngins...but great for those open to the filth florin filth that makes this film so awesome...

want to laugh after a long crappy day???

MCFUNKYFRIED GIVES THIS FILM A 4 OUTTA 5 STARS

ITS A NO BRAINER WITH THOUGHT BUILT IN..

TWILIGHT: ECLISPE

WAIT ....WHAT??? WASNT THIS CALLED NEW MOON ??? YOU GUYS I HAVE TO TELL YOU...THIS MOVIE IS THE SAME MOVIE AS THE LAST TWO TIMES...WAKE UP!! its the government using mind control you guys...its the same script..im serious...

Ok really though i took the kids to see Twilight ...the plan was to go see Last Airbender and the baboon didnt want to see it ..so we decided on a toss...heads Airbender or Tails TWILIGHT...well the boys lost...

This movie is actually entertaining because of its absolute crappiness...its the same thing as last time but with the little differences...like a roy al with cheeze....the acting still totally blows...the angst is just sooooo heavy ..its so hard to be in love with the emo James Dean/Powder looking kid and the totally on fire Passionfruit Sharkboy...look Joan Jett pick onE and get this series overwith ...someone do SOMETHING DIFFERENT...its totally a season finale of Degrassi meets Lost Boys 2...I WANT BLOOD!! not piles and poofs of crystal fairy dust.. what the hell kinda vampires are we dealing with?? and whats up with youz guyz ever changing eye color r they brown or yellow or red ????? and when did werewolves turn into giant hawaiian surfer siberian huskies??? REALLY???

WHY IS IS THIS THEATER FILLED WITH MIDDLE AGED WOMAN AND 13 YEAR OLDS???!!!
HOLY GEEBUS WHAT HAVE I DONE....I GAVE THESE FOOLS MORE MONEY TO MAKE MORE OF THESE...DAMN YOU GOVERNMENT...DAMN YOU

they didnt even fork out the cash for fangs...VAMPIRES HAVE FANGS!!!

ooooooo the books are better??

I GOTO THE MOVIES SO I DONT HAVE TO READ THE BOOK.....WHOS GOT TIME FOR BOOKS....

DAMN BOOK READING HIPPIES....

SO THIS FILM GETS

3.5 STARS OUTTA 5

ITS WAS SO CRAPPY THAT I WILL BE TALKING ABOUGHT ITS GREATNESS FOR WEEKS
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