Friday, July 9, 2010

INDIANA JONES AND THE KINGDOM OF THE CRYSTAL SKULLS dvd



That's right i said it INDIANA JONES AND THE KINGDOM OF THE CRYSTAL SKULLS!!!

I'M so sick of you guys crying "it wasn't realistic like the others". Did you guys watch the others??? hello Mcfly is anybody home in there?? not realistic??...like the others?? ..so here it is for those who have said this jackass remark..never in my life have i seen or heard of dude magically pull some OTHER guys heart out and instantly the whole heals and the dude lives without his heart in his body SCREAMIN "OHMUMSHEBY OMUMSHEBY"...never in my life have i seen or heard of a gazillion year old knight chillin in a cave watchin some cups....and who the hell eats monkey brains??? "Not realistic enough" are you referring to the main treasures of the films?? you know like the Ark of the Covenant,the Cup of Christ, and the Magic Light up Stones that protect the village...?? well just to inform you the crystal skulls are real...http://www.archaeology.org/0805/etc/indy.html......ok so now that's cleared up lets review this....MASTERPIECE..

OK its had been years since there was any new Indy adventure and finally after all that talk, all those rumors it came true and the genius of LUCAS AND SPIELBERG got together with their top notch posse and busted out another MASTERPIECE...Indiana is a 80's icon...he brought what kept bad ass legends like Rooster Cogburn and Josey Wales alive...moxy....he made men in the 80's thougher or at least fifteen year old boys thougher...we all loved Indiana we all wanted to be Indiana..well a select group of nerds did...all us wimpy kids..well this 4th film i thought was a perfect match to the first three..the alien thing was a little cheesy but so was the Temple of Doom ...its all the stuff you want from a Indiana Jones film...action,comedy,danger,romance...and if u can say u weren't entertained by this movie you need to watch it again...sure they had to put a kid in there ..sure they had to have the monkeys from Jumanji...sure they had to have old man jokes...it was all put together perfectly...now, it does have some odd editing in times, almost tries to rush certain areas of the movie as if to disguise something..but really??
its friggin Indiana Jones!!! and isn't it so weird that Harrison Ford in other movies just looks old and busted like Crossing Over or Extraordinary Measures and in people magazine but when hes Indiana Jones he still has ....something??

Harrison is a given
Shia is a nice pick for kid
and of coarse Karen Allen makes a big come back from NOTHING in this but actually does still look very sexy in a cute way...

so if you guys hated this the first time give it another chance....
some of you hated me at first but i forced my self on for a second round and now you love me....

MCFUNKYFRIED2 gives INDIANA JONES AND THE KINGDOM OF THE CRYSTAL SKULLS

5 OUTTA 5

IM TELLING U LET GO...YOUR SUPPOSED TO HAVE FUN
ITS NOT REAL ...INDY IS PRETEND..
ITS EXTREMELY FUN....

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