JUNE 30TH LAUNCH

TONIGHT IS THE OFFICAL LAUNCH OF MCFUNKYFRIED2 FILM REVIEWS...THANKS FOR TAKIN TWO SECONDS OUT OF YOUR PATHETIC LIFE TO COME READ MY RAMBLINS ON FILM AND WHAT NOT...NOW THE MONTH OF JUNE I THOUGHT PRETTY MUCH SUCKED FOR FILMS.. YET I HAVE NOT SEEN THE NEW twilight MOVIE ...AND IM SURE THATS JUST fabulouscrap ..90210 MEETS DEGRASSI...I HOPE AND PRAY TO ALL THE FILM GODS OF THE PAST TO PLEASE GRACE THIS NEXT MONTH FOR FILM...EASE UP ON THE REMAKES AND LAME SQEAKUELS...BECAUSE ITS REALLY HURTING MY HEART..I WILL CONTINUE TO WRITE THIS BLOG BUT HOPEFULLY VERY SOON I WILL HAVE SOMETHING GOOOOD TO WRITE POSITIVE REVIEWS FOR...

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COMING SOON WITH BABOON AND BUBBZ


WHICH SHOULD HAVE FIRST EPISODE POSTED SOME TIME NEXT WEEK...

WELL ONCE AGAIN YOU CAN PUT ALL YOUR TRUST INTO MCFUNKYFRIED2 TAKING IN ALL THOSE FILMS WE CANT ALL AFFORD TO GO SEE...AND LETTING YOU KNOW WHICH ONES ARE WORTH GOING IN DEBT FOR.....

KNIGHT AND DAY

EGGGGGHHHHHHH...GEEEEZ...OK SO..This film is definiately a date night movie..for old people that thought Tom Cruise was just so awesome in Top Gun and Cocktail...Cruise plays a loose cannon that has something that the badguys want...typical spy guy roll ...good cop bad cop, who do i trust movie ..Cameron Diaz plays the cute girl named June (which gets tiring because that single name is repeated throughout the movie a gahjillon times by Cruise). Diaz of coarse is in the wrong place at the wrong time and accidently gets involved in some crazy stuff with cliche bad guys .. and mixed up with cliche crazy nutt-so agent Miller (Cruise)who is the only guy that can protect her ..the movie is so overdone. Its almost as if this was a script out of the giant wharehouse of useless scripts... written in the 80's for Mel Gibson and Julia Roberts...the jokes are cute, Diaz is totally hot in 70% of her screen time and 30% not..Cruise reminds me of the bully dickhead in high school who is beyond DORK COCKY ..With his jackass crooked smile and his ken doll haircut..and keep your damn shirt on noone wants to see your alien body.. Its kinda like his Maverick role...the stunts and action in this film are pretty low key with a ton of green screen shots to give it a more realistic feel.?.millions of automatic rounds fired but no contact made with a human..shooting and shooting and shooting..

This movie is rated PG-13 but definatly not for violence its for the one awkward f-bomb dropped by Diaz character..just so it would appeal more to the youngins having that PG-13 rating..because if your under the age of 17 PG movies are never good.....

Anyway to make a short story long Cruise and Diaz didnt quite pull it off for me on this one...if you are on a date and want to go to a make out movie this is it...long periods of boring chit chat for make out and when that becomes tiring you can take a break for the ten minute action scenes...if this movie was done in the late 70's and starred Chevy Chase and Goldie Hawn it would have been a master piece...but it was't

so the record for crappiest summer for movies continues...

sorry Cruise and Diaz your film KNIGHT AND DAY gets a MCFUNKYFRIED2 film rating of

2 outta 5 stars...

rent it from your local BUSTER in late august im sure.

JONAH HEX

Well D.C. COMICS it looks like youll never really hit MARVEL status even in film..
this movie is based of a dc comic from back in my childhood about a cowboy who is wronged and comes back to get his revenge..USUAL CLICHE..Josh Brolin (GOONIES AND W) is however the perfect pick for this role..hes gritty but chiseled enough to pull off the renegade angry cowboy with a soft spot..John Malkovich (GREAT BUCK HOWARD, HITCHHIKERS GUIDE TO GALAXY)is brillant as Quinton Turnbill..the wrong do'er.. always a creeper..Megan Fox is pretty to look at but please stop auditioning for movie roles ..i think your place is on Degrassi or Gilmore girls you have no biz-niz being in any more movies...pffft

This movie is like a marriage between the CROW and the Will Smith version of WILD WILD WEST..in a way lightly sprinkled with a STEAMPUNK VIBE...u will root for JONAH but u really wont care about him after the credits role..its forgetable and not worth the ten bucks for a ticket..the acton is pretty tight, cool special effects and gadgets ...but thatll only get u so far...

sorry d.c. comics...heres some advice-- stick to the great characters like BATMAN and SUPERMAN...hopefully u guys can get it back on track with GREEN LANTERN...

this film is a good friday nite rental prob released on dvd early august.. but no where near theater worthy

JONAH U GET 2 OUTTA 5...

TOY STORY 3D

So i have a very special place for Toy Story in my heart for numerous reasons..but mainly it was my daughters life support for many years ...she could not live without her Woody and Jesse dolls..she carried them everywhere..everyday for a good five years or more...and we have waited many years for this sequel and let me start by saying thank you PIXAR for doing such a amazing job at bringing these loved ones home...
Toy Story 3 is about Andy growing up and moving away to college and the uncertainy of what will happen to his beloved toys...the writing was great and the animation was excellant...we of coarse saw it in digital 3d because is there really any other way..??..this movie will move any age and is worth every penny u pay for it..your kids wont have to go to the bathroom at all thru this almost 2 hour film..the jokes are brillant and nostalgia of some of your own classic toys gives you a soothing familar feeling that rips at your inner child..this movie does have a fifteen minute down time in which most parents might snooze off but it certainly makes up for it in the last hour..it even gets very intense close to the end and may be to much for little ones..almost an indiana jones climatic ending...all in all i loved every sec. i was touched. i laughed. i sat on the edge of my seat. it even made me weep like a lil girl....

thank you hollywood for finally saving the summer movies..
this one will certainly become an instant classic ...

thank you Woody, Buzz and Jessie for teaching my kids the importance of friends, family and love for each other..

this film gets

6 stars outta 5

go give them your money NOW!!!

ADOPTED

Ok so if you follow PaulyMShore on twitter or facebook then you are very aware that Pauly has been pushing his new movie ADOPTED.. written by Pauly produced by Pauly and starring Pauly..so it was released on dvd this past tues and i had to watch and let u know....
the film is about Pauly realizing that perhaps he has missed out on a major thing in life never having children. He decides to follow in the footsteps of fellow african baby collectors MADONNA and ANGELINA and travels to africa to find a baby to ADOPT.
I cant say that this is Paulys big comeback film but i cant say its sucks like a stinky poo either..i was entertained and sometimes a little uncomfortable during this film..which i believe was the point..if you are an ol'skool Pauly fan dont expect classic ENCINO MAN Pauly or the SON IN LAW Pauly ..this is real and personal Pauly..the film has a twisted odd heart and a actual sweet full of love message and builds some awareness around poor africa lifestyle (a little nerve racking at times didnt seem to many folks liked Pauly being in africa), adoption and the amount of orphans there really are on this planet..
the jokes are cute but sometimes delivered a little creepy..
the kids were sweet and fun to watch ...
i have to say some of the quick comebacks and one liners will be repeated amongst us film nerds for days to come "the body of Beyonce and the head of a midget.."..lol and many more..

Pauly still has a inner "weasel" but holds it in for this film.

if ur looking for something to rent for a little cheer up or lite hearted entertainment ...or u just missed Pauly Shore then run out and get ADOPTED..
dont expect to much but u will at least get a couple laughs and a warm feeling deep inside your dead shriveled heart...

SORRY MR SHORE BUT MCFUNKYFRIED HAS TO GIVE YOUR FILM

3 STARS OUTTA 5

A NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET 2010

ok folks i saw the reinvention of one of americas favorite horror 80's icons....the nightmare on elm street...and well i cant say they murdered it but they really didnt make it any better...though the orginal nightmare had me sleeping with my parents at age 14 ...this one will NOT have me sleeping in between mom and dad...the suspense is still in there but knowing the orginal by heart kinda takes the shocks out of it...buuuuutt if your desensitized kids have never seen the original they will be on edge throughout...its a brillant retelling of the classic tale and a great way to introduce the youngsters to one of the classic horror stories ever written by wes craven...Jackie Earle Haley (the stoner kid on the motorcycle in the orginal Bad News Bears) does a great performance as Freddy Kruger but is lacking some of the classic charm Robert Englund gave the character...dont fix it if it aint broke...Kyle Gallner the kid from Jennifers body and Haunting in Conneticut does pretty good also in the Johnny Depp role...the new scream king..the rest of the cast does a decent job but how hard is it to play scared as hell...the story is the same with just a pinch of change and a little more of Krugers back story...i think this film gets an A+ plus for the tech part ...the sound is trippy...Freddys voice echoing through the theater was pretty choice ... i loved the classic scenes refilmed..the lighting in this film was beautiful i love the classic red and green it gives it a very eerie familar feeling.....sooooo....Michael Bay im not sure how many more classics your gonna try to retell but please STOP here...im gonna have to give this remake 3 outta five stars...only go matinee ..if even at all...this film will be on dvd probably late june...so wait....or take the kids...

this film gets a

3 outta 5 stars..

IRON MAN 2

oh dear god kill hollywood....ok this has to be the biggest let down in awhile ....one of the most anticipated films the summer and i feel like crying....dude wheres the action could the villian be anymore easier to defeat??? what the hell is up with Mickey Rourkes face ...dude seriously ..and geez what a tough role for him...a total of maybe fifteen lines....and his fingers.. are they real????...this story is tired the acting was o.k.......Terrance Howard may have made a good choice not showing up for this one ... but come on folks.. Don Cheadle..he is a great actor but a little to fem to play the role of War Machine...Scarlett Johanson does a great job of Black Widow but i think her beauty is what really made it worth watching and could carry a film of her own ...Sam Jackson ...still the man.....holy crap i thought D.J. AM was dead....and the clever tie-ins to the Avengers movie still adds hope to this franchise...the best part of this movie was the preview for Steven Speilberg/J.J. Abrahms Super 8....sorry Faverreau the fire is out....go back to hanging out with Vince Vaughn..please god if they must make Iron Man 3 have a pro do it...sorry kids but i give this movie ...one outta five stars..and the one is just a gift...

also there is something at the end of the credits and if your a real nerd its worth waiting for....

this piece of turd gets a

1 outta 5 and thats being nice

WOLFMAN

oh my gawd.....what is going on ????is this really happening...why is hollywood insisting on destroyin everything that is sacred....there was nothing that thrilled me with this one either...special effects were pretty cool but a little over the top...no action scenes ...no romance..no nothing...cant seem to stay awake...booorrrrrriinnnngg.....Benecio del Toro is a brillant actor gone to waste on this...its dark dry and dull....Sir Anothony Hopkins couldnt save it ....theres no cute girl ... i feel nothing for these characters and well .....it should have just never been....now folks i know it would seem that most of my reviews have been pretty negative and harsh but....hollywoood is sucking....thought id even give iron man 2 another go just because people have liked it ...maybe it was the mood i was in... but i was right the first time it still sucked....clash of the titans sucked, elm street sucked, iron man 2 sucked and now wolfman can join the suck team also .help us Mr.Speilberg help us if i have to watch crap all summer i could sure use some old skool speilberg feel good crap..Dan what r u working on we need something fast...if the summer continues like this im going to quit my job buy a chainsaw and go cut down the hollywood sign .......

this film gets no stars because it smelled


p.s. hey napoleon fans go rent gentlemen broncos....youll think its crap at first but just like napoleon or nacho it totally grows into u.....

SHREK 4EVER AFTER

so we just saw SHREK THE FINAL CHAPTER...which we know damn well that this will not be the last time we see shrek......ok so this really wasnt bad for what it was.#4.....the story was cute and it was a clever way to role out yet another movie with alllll the same characters in it...there is really nothing special about this movie but its nice to finally see shrek and donkey doing something different opposed to the same first three movies playing at our house over and over....i still got alot of love for these characters and i was not let down....it has however lost a bit of the magic the first two had ....i definitely liked it much more than the third....the animation is once again amazing with alot of suttle details.. textures etc...there is more soul in their eyes than before...not alot of jokes in this one but has moments....3-d is the only way to see this ...and kids will sit thru it without having to goto the bathroom every ten minutes...so finally i am pleased with a summer movie.....

i give this movie
a 3.5 outta 5

it didnt blow me away but it didnt bore me either...

MARMADUKE

so today has been a day from hell...im suffering from a nasty flu that has kicked my a$$ for three days now and my wife is on a much deserved vacation so i got to handle the biz around here between chuckin (u know u wanted to hear about it) anyway today was my sons best friends bday party which we had to cut early due to some ghetto kid messin with my daughter and some ghetto mom trying to get in my face ...well to make a short story long bubbz got very upset so we decided to spend 25 bucks to go see a movie i had really no desire to go pay for..it was a terrible day and i really didnt want to lay dying at some sucky movie about a talking dog.....well guess what!!! it was the highlight of the day and a total suprise...it was actually very funny and very entertaining..i was honestly floored as to how good it was...i wasnt disappoint at all ...Owen Wilson does a great job ..the writing wasn't bad becuz what can u really do with a movie about a newspaper comic strip... the jokes were great the animals were amazing ..filmed with great animal actors... just a really fun funny movie that even moms and dads will like...great music to...Fergie was probably the least exciting part of the film...but if your looking for a cute funny film to brighten your crappy day this is it...better than Garfeild wayyyy better than Chipmunks and just a step below Shrek the fourth...blew 25 and worth every penny.




i give this movie 4 outta 5 stars
thats right 4 outta 5 stars

this movie made 50 times more sense than iron man 2...gawd i still hate that movie

I LOVE YOU PHILIP MORRIS

So i had the privilege to see Jim Carrey doing what Jim does best...most folks wont like this film i dont think..at least the homophobes that love jim carrey and his movies wont..jim plays a con man whos whole life is pretty much a complete everyday lie until a tradegy happens so we think that ends up putting his character in a interesting life changing situation..Ewan Mcgregor plays Jims love interest ...thats right i said love interest..and does a fine job of it..its hard to write anything about this film without giving up any vital plot suprises..it was a different movie that i found very amusing ..for sure in my book one of jim carreys best performances ...so if u love jim carrey and arent afraid of watching guys "love one another" this movie is worth the hunt..its a rollercoaster of odd emotions, great performances, and no boring moments and totally hypnotising because you really have no idea what will happen next...very creative and i guess based on a true story...not really sure way this film is so under the radar but hey whatever....


i give this film 4 outta 5 stars....

dont go in it expecting a zany jim...its just ..."different"

A*TEAM

SO THE A*TEAM ...

Well ....it was enjoyable but i probably could have waited for rental...its directed by Joe Carnahan (NARC,SMOKING ACES)whom attended the university of solano ...He does his usual bangem up Michael Bey impersonation ...great action scenes filled with chaos and disorder with tasty dashes of comedy..far fetched escapes that almost make the motionsickened sick...the cast was chosen very carefully ..putting Liam Neason (TAKEN AND KRULL)as Hannibal, Bradley Cooper (HANGOVER AND THAT CRAPPY MOVIE HE DID WITH SANDRA BULLOCK) as FACE, (UFC'S) RAMAGE as B.A.Baracus and Sharlto Copley (DISTRICT 9) as the nutty Murdock...the cast has the exact chemistry needed to pull this off...the writing is typical as if written for a season finally back in the 80's pretty predictible...and did i mention Jessica Biel looking hot as usual...??

this film is exactly what us 80's kids should expect from a remake of a tv show that had characters we all pretended to be...its fun.. full of jokes and action but not quite worth your hard earned money...for parents who r wondering weither to take the kids.....its language filled (no f bombs )plenty of hard core shits and damns but minimal blood shed....

i give this film 2 outta 5 stars and those two r only for the casting....