YEAH!!! this movie falls under the "cute" file..its a student film gone good..this film is about four guys that decide they all will celebrate each ones lose of virginity by partying with hits from a sacred bong...three of them lost there v cards except for one goofy kid named Matt who is determined to loose his before its to late..its footage is the stuff that makes being a teenager the best time of your life..crazy parties..crazy antics..and the thought patterns of the idocracy of what is and what was and what will always be..the film is done gorilla style hidden cameras ,running Blair witch camera shots and poor editing..but funny in all the right places and also gives a great message that only the homies can understand...it proves that the woman r correct we men only have our brains in one spot... Directed by Huck Botko whom is no one .. the cast is the real kids playing themselves.. please pay close attention to the hotel manager he is absolutely fantastic the funds for this movie came from Mr. Will Farrell so if that doesn't speak for itself i dont know what does...
MCFUNKYFRIED IT 4 OUTTA 5 STARS JUST CUZ IT TOOK ME BACK TO THE DAYS I MISS SO MUCH
M. Night Shyamalan NEVER FAILS AT ....FAILING... This movie is another M. Night Shyamalan film that really doesn't live up to the hype...sorry m i think your reign of trickery ended with unbreakable...u have single handily destroyed everything that is good about Hitchcock style film making..sure your scenes of pure darkness with crazy noises were scary but when the lights came back on the scary was gone...the acting was ok but not very impressive..no real actors in this piece because i think Hollywood is finding out M. Night is only making movies because hes using his own money to make them NO MORE MARKIE MARK NO MORE BRUCE WILLIS...the trick is i keep going back to the theater and giving this fool my money...but no more after this i truly boycott M.Night..if this had been a J.J. Abrahms movie it might have actually been scary...there are no tense moments at all (except in the dark)...if you saw the preview then you've seen the movie ...the twist is very predictable ....its lame..i don't even want to finish the review...its pointless....don't go see this movie...wait and rent it at ur local redbox for a buck...or skip it all together...
This was ......AWESOME...WRITTEN AND DIRECTED BY ROBERT RODRIGUEZ (DESPERADO,FROM DUSK TIL DAWN, SPY KIDS)STARRING........DANNY TREJO(THE BAD ASS MEXICAN GUY WITH REALLY BAD SKIN AND A TATTOO OF SOME LADY ON HIS CHEST...THE ONE THAT HAS KICKED MAJOR ASS IN EVERY MOVIE SINCE 1983) For us film fans we had a taste of Machete a few years back when QUENTIN AND ROBERT brought back olskool grindhouse cinema with DEATH PROOF AND PLANET TERROR...And yes i would have been satisfied paying full price after seeing this movie. Danny Trejo is a bad mutha trucker....still...and this film had a message which was well written into the script the action is intense the acting was actually surprising..just bad enough in all the right places... a fabulous return for Steven Seagal(movies no one cares about any more) as the bad guy. expected cheese but actually got a bad guy performance. But the real prize goes to Don Johnson(MIAMI VICE THE TV SERIES, AND SOME OTHER CRAP) so amazing as the head of border patrol..we also get Robert Deniro(TAXI DRIVER, MEET THE FOOCKERS) giving his usual lazy crooked guy performance, not bad but a bit lazy, you get some Michelle Rodriguez(AVATAR, FAST AND FURIOUS) looking all sexy in her black bra and eye patch shooting everyone, Cheech Marin(REALLY DO I NEED TO LIST HIS MOVIES? DON'T U ALREADY OWN THEM?) as the priest with a lot of weapons, Jeff Fahey(THE LAWNMOWER MAN)and the kid who played Junie in SPY KIDS as a Mexican adopted kid... oh crap i forgot to mention a semi nude JESSICA ALBA and for the real greasy guys out there a completely nude LYNDSEY LOHAN for 90% of her screen time...i think it was meant to be campy but came off as creepy. i didn't need to see her boobs floppin around all over...that's the little girl from parent trap... come ON man!!! quick scene of some side boobie but not the whole PACKAGE THE WHOLE film...oh sorry ...it just seemed awkward to me. This movie IS non stop grindhouse style gore and action..sword fights , fist fights, cars, guns, nekkid folks, blood, chaos, crap blowing up everywhere, Danny Trejo.
seriously if you got love for GRINDHOUSE or RODRIGUEZ style cinema this is for sure the film for you...if you are a angry Mexican guy or girl who loved DESPERADO or just is pissed at some white guy for shooting your bother-in-law at the border this film is for you...if yea love watching child stars exploited for a quick buck this film is for you..this movie is crazy messed up ..but extremely entertaining.
MCFUNKYFRIED IT
5 OUTTA 5 STARS ...
YEA 5 OUTTA 5 ITS A BLAST OF A MOVIE...SO EXTREMELY RODRIGUEZ..KEEP MAKING THESE KINDA MOVIES AND ILL KEEP GIVING YOU MY MONEY...
