OH MAN!!! TALK ABOUT A FUNGAZUM...This is the film I've been waiting for all summer. This remake of a classic 70's Jaws rival kicks more ass than RED VINES AND MR.PIBB.This is the film that every 15 year old+ will be talking about in school and work.
It stars Karate Kid's love interest Elisabeth Shue as the towns sheriff, Ving Rhames as the bad ass black guy with a hint of gay, one of horrors finest story tellers Eli Roth, and Jerry O'Connel in a role that knocks Ben Afflecks performance in Phantoms to dust...its an awesome, stressful, horror throw back..packed with everything you'd expect from a remake of classic crap. Theres enough T'N'A in this film to make Hugh Hefner blush, enough gore to make Freddy jealous and cameos that just rock...the first fifteen minutes sets the greatness of this movie straight out...so if your into having a great date nite with buttloads of fun this is the film..ladies your man will be huddling close as possible to u shaking in fear...
i had to MCFUNKYFRIED this one
5 outta 5 stars (no joke)
its great fun ..the 3-d is a whatever..and the gore is ridiculous...STOP WHAT YOUR DOING AND GO NOW!!
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