EXPENDABLES

Oh man ...this is the film that is going to revive alot of careers and is for sure the kick off to a brand new franchise that will give a bunch of 80s has beens the work they need.I had a little fear of it within the first fifteen minutes due to a very unexplainable version of STALLONES face..But other than that this film is full of useless action from beginning to end. Fights scenes galore, shoot outs that kill everyone but the main stars, damsel in distress, bits of comedy, great one liners and alot of hope for the future of action film making..STALLONE leads a group of old hit men that take on a mission to save someone from something... I'm not really sure what the mission was and frankly i didn't care..just to see all these great actors under one screen just got my juices flowing..it didn't have to have a plot it just had to have exactly everything it has..MINDLESS ACTION...this movie isn't for the ladies nite out...unless the ladies night out is a band of really hard chicks that love guns and violence..it goes like this...STALLONE(ROCKY/RAMBO),JASON STATHAM(CRANK,TRANSPORTER), BRUCE WILLIS(DIE HARD), JET LI(WAR,THE ONE), DOLPH LUNGREN(ROCKY IV), MICKEY ROURKE(IRON MAN 2, WRESTLER), TERRY CREWS(EVERYBODY HATES CHRIS, FRIDAY AFTER NEXT), RANDY COUTURE(UFC), ERIC ROBERTS(JULIAS BROTHER), STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN(WWE, DAMAGE),ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER(TERMINATOR,TRUE LIES)...REALLY NEED I SAY MORE!!!???

There is already three scripts says STALLONE with plans on a sequel next summer using SCHWARZENEGGERS team and another where the two teams will either fight against each other or side by side...hoping for ARNOLDS team to consist of JEAN CLAUDE, CARL WEATHERS, JIM BELUSHI, CLINT EASTWOOD, ANGELINA JOLIE, RAMPAGE JACKSON, STEVEN SEAGAL?? anything will be fine with me..as long as they blow everything up...

I MCFUNKYFRIED IT

4 OUTTA 5

DON'T EXPECT A PLOT OR GREAT ACTING JUST KNOW THE BAD GUY WILL PAY!!!