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DOES EVERY GRAPHIC NOVEL NEED A MOVIE NOW??...alright this film is based on yet another DC graphic novel written by Warren Ellis. This film stars Bruce Willis as a ex black ops agent who has to get his old team back together because someone is killing them off one by one..it has a pretty powerful cast which consists of greats like BRUCE WILLIS(DIE HARD, THE KID),MARY LOUISE PARKER(WEEDS), MORGAN FREEMAN(BRUCE ALMIGHTY, ELECTRIC COMPANY), JOHN MALKOVICH(MAN IN THE IRON MASK, BEING JOHN MALKOVICH), HELEN MIRRAM(SHE DOESNT PLAY ANY SORT OF QUEEN IN THIS ONE), CHRIS OWENS(L.O.T.R.,STAR TREK),AND RETIRED ACTOR RICHARD DREYFUSS(JAWS,CLOSE ENCOUNTERS, PIRHANA 3D).
The film is "CUTE" and is aimed mostly for the elder retirees..the jokes are very old man DANNY GLOVERISH TO OLD FOR THIS SHIT LETHAL WEAPON STYLE...if your over the age of 55 this movie is one for you. The action is pretty fast paced but the writing isnt..John Malkovich gives his usual LSD burnout performance ...Willis could just be called John McCLAIN again..and DREYFUSS just needs work...
I did find that every actor in this film has a great new set of porcelain veneers ...which makes for beautiful Chiclets smiles

MCFUNKYFRIED IT 3 OUTTA 5

IF YOU NEED BONDING TIME WITH YOUR RETIRED PARENTS OR IF JACKASS 3D IS SOLD OUT.. GO SEE THIS MOVIE...IF YOUR UNDER THE AGE OF 55 WAIT FOR THE RENTAL..