KNIGHT AND DAY

EGGGGGHHHHHHH...GEEEEZ...OK SO..This film is definiately a date night movie..for old people that thought Tom Cruise was just so awesome in Top Gun and Cocktail...Cruise plays a loose cannon that has something that the badguys want...typical spy guy roll ...good cop bad cop, who do i trust movie ..Cameron Diaz plays the cute girl named June (which gets tiring because that single name is repeated throughout the movie a gahjillon times by Cruise). Diaz of coarse is in the wrong place at the wrong time and accidently gets involved in some crazy stuff with cliche bad guys .. and mixed up with cliche crazy nutt-so agent Miller (Cruise)who is the only guy that can protect her ..the movie is so overdone. Its almost as if this was a script out of the giant wharehouse of useless scripts... written in the 80's for Mel Gibson and Julia Roberts...the jokes are cute, Diaz is totally hot in 70% of her screen time and 30% not..Cruise reminds me of the bully dickhead in high school who is beyond DORK COCKY ..With his jackass crooked smile and his ken doll haircut..and keep your damn shirt on noone wants to see your alien body.. Its kinda like his Maverick role...the stunts and action in this film are pretty low key with a ton of green screen shots to give it a more realistic feel.?.millions of automatic rounds fired but no contact made with a human..shooting and shooting and shooting..

This movie is rated PG-13 but definatly not for violence its for the one awkward f-bomb dropped by Diaz character..just so it would appeal more to the youngins having that PG-13 rating..because if your under the age of 17 PG movies are never good.....

Anyway to make a short story long Cruise and Diaz didnt quite pull it off for me on this one...if you are on a date and want to go to a make out movie this is it...long periods of boring chit chat for make out and when that becomes tiring you can take a break for the ten minute action scenes...if this movie was done in the late 70's and starred Chevy Chase and Goldie Hawn it would have been a master piece...but it was't

so the record for crappiest summer for movies continues...

sorry Cruise and Diaz your film KNIGHT AND DAY gets a MCFUNKYFRIED2 film rating of

2 outta 5 stars...

rent it from your local BUSTER in late august im sure.